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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
7:55 pm
[ex_gallagher736]
BEETLE BALL

Baby, it's the Beetle Ball
And bugs are crawling to get in
When they hear that beetle beat
Those beetles beetles start to spin
And now a cheer for you, my dear
Yer beautiful, baby
Oh my little butterfly
You flutterby in each romance
Every chance to dance with you
Puts the ants back in my pants
Let's cut a rug, my ladybug
Yer beautiful, baby

I get a flash when I have you on my wing
You tie my antennae in a knot
Now the room's reeling and I'm feeling
So hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
Hot to trot
Let's dance, baby

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Hee-hee-hee-hee ho-ho-ho-ho
She-she-she-she's so-so-so-so
Hey that bug is a dog!

Would you look at that
She ain't got no wings
Good gracious me
Where are those things?
She ain't got no feelers
No feelers?
She ain't got no shell
Do tell
She's got scrawny legs
And knobbly knees
For all we know
The gal's got fleas
She can't even fly
No, that won't do
So say goodbye
She's not for you

I'm sorry toots, I guess you're too.... ugly!

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
10:34 pm
[the_1_carrottop]
YABBA DABBA FUCKING DOO I'M TALKING TO YOU. BUY MY MOVIES!!
9:51 pm
[the_1_carrottop]
Hey everyone I'm throwin a party this weekend and I'm inviting all the neighbor hood cats! why the cats you ask!? CAUSE THATS THE ONLY PUSSY I'LL EVER GET!! DRUM ROLL PLEASE YOU ALBINO ESKIMO BITCH
11:27 pm
[ex_gallagher736]
A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird

About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird

TWEET TWEET TWEET
Swingin' this dance now to hit the scene
It's got the latest groove & it's really clean
Haven't you heard about the bird?
Don't you know that the bird's the word?

Come on, jump here & get on your knees
& get to flappin' your wings, in the west or the east
Haven't you heard about the bird?
Don't you know that the bird's the word?

Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird


Well, they're dancin' this bird in the east & the west
Make this dance & you'll look the best
Haven't you heard about the bird?
Don't you know that the bird's the word?
11:22 pm
[ex_gallagher736]
HEY I HAVE SOME GOOD PICK UP LINES TOO, I USE THEM IN MY ACT




"HEY WHICH DICK IS BETTER, MY LEFT ONE OR MY RIGHT ONE"

"HEY GIRL, I HOPE YOU LIKE ME"

"HEY, I WATCH YOU THROUGH MY TELOSCOPE, LET ME SHOW YOU MY STETHOSCOPE"

"HEY YOU'RE CHINESE LET'S DO THE CHINKY TWINK"

"HEY CHINA YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE INVADED BY MY FREEDOM DICK"

"I'M HIGH ON CRACK"
9:17 pm
[the_1_carrottop]
for all you homies out there that need to get a peice of cotton candy if you catch my meaning here is a few good pick up lines for you!.

"hey girl my dicks yellow like pikachu gotta catch em all!"


"if you sleep with me I won't kill you"

"I'm super gay turn me straight.. or i'll eat your skull"

"prove to me your a better lover than your father"

"penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis "
9:17 pm
[the_1_carrottop]
Don't lable me
You're a "Don't label me!"
Homeschooler


I homeschool my kids!! You got a PROBLEM with
that?! They're socialized just fine! They
don't need the darn system - you hear?!

Yes'm!



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11:12 pm
[ex_gallagher736]



HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW!
11:11 pm
[ex_gallagher736]



hey Pistachio, ya wanna watch that nose man?
11:10 pm
[ex_gallagher736]




WOKE UP THIS MORNING, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
11:10 pm
[ex_gallagher736]
daylight stretching over dawn, where is my friend,



my
friend
is
gone!
11:09 pm
[ex_gallagher736]
some nights I get scared and dance all day, what am I to say,




who
am I
to
play?
11:08 pm
[ex_gallagher736]
hey cool
School at home
You're a "School-at-home"
Homeschooler


You've taken the classic school set up, complete
with chalk board and individual desks for your
kids, and brought it right to your home!!!
You're what non-homeschoolers think of when
someone mentions homeschooling.

Attention class!!!!



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THAT IS SO RIGHT ON
9:06 pm
[the_1_carrottop]
I love Gallagher! and I love soap! maybe some day i'll fuck the pope! RHYMING KICKS ASS!!
10:59 pm
[ex_gallagher736]


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